getamongst-it:

trigonometry-is-my-bitch:

A Wooden simulation of a water droplet as it impacts a body of water.

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watched this for a solid 10+ seconds

(Reblogged from xxfica)

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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(Source: irzs)

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(Source: best-of-memes)

(Reblogged from boner-police)

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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(Reblogged from xxfica)

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

(Reblogged from tabbycatson)
you are in college
you are female
you have a pretty good idea of what you want to do with your life
you are short (under 5’4)
you text a lot 
you are single, but like someone
you like a lot of different kinds of music 
you are close with your mom
you don’t have a job
you have a horrible fear of bees
you have quite a few guilty pleasures 
you don’t have many scars 
you stay up late 
you dye your hair
you enjoy iced coffee
you drink occasionally
you like to shop
your grades are fairly good 
you are lazy 
you are paranoid 
you have a dog 
you would consider going to law school
you would consider plastic surgery of some kind 
you are somewhat superstitious
your first name is short
you have/had a piercing other than ears 
you are not very athletic
you watch a lot of television 
you read a lot 
you get nervous easily 
you have blue eyes
you are disorganized
you feel that you are friendly
you donate time or money to charitable organizations 
you don’t hear very well
you are pale
you have a tumblr (are u kidding)
people ask for your advice
you also ask for advice a lot 
you like sushi
you’ve been out of the country 
you have a food allergy
you sleep with a stuffed animal
summer is your favorite season
your birthday is in the spring 
your parents are divorced 
you have moved multiple times
people think you are funny
you have a weird sense of humor 
you carry a purse
you think a lot 
you meditate 
you seem shy, but only when you first meet someone
you like parties
something on your body hurts right now
you have a sensitive nose
you often have strange dreams 
you are a bit on the hyper side

(Source: surveyhaven)

(Reblogged from tabbycatson)
sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

(Source: ultrafacts)

(Reblogged from tabbycatson)

thesexqueen:

tiger03lily:

wrapyourlipsaroundmyname:

badgalfaashion:

brainy-beauty:

inmytwistedfairytale:

HE HANDED THAT SHIT TO HIMMMMM

Farrakhan does not fear man. Amen.

DANM!!

I think this make the 10th time ive reblogged this 

amazing

How to passionately respond to American ethnocentrism. This guy has some amazing points, and if you find the need to argue him, I’d recommend investigating ethnocentrism, and aversive racism.

(Source: cagedlions)

(Reblogged from weinerchesters)

(Source: witchy-pleakley)

(Reblogged from weinerchesters)

boohaanigram:

stirfriedawesomesauce:

memewhore:

sizvideos:

Video

Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.

Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.

this is a food sample. food samples are handmade FAKE food created for advertisement photography and display - all those pictures of delicious hamburgers in mcdonald’s ads & menus aren’t actual hamburgers they are fake ass food samples.

He’s pouring hot wax into cold water to form the fake food. which is actually very cool because it takes mad skill. do 62,000 people actually believe you can pour some magical liquid into water and create cabbage. this is why americans are so fat we can’t even distinguish wax cabbage from actual vegetables.

(Reblogged from jeza-red)

(Source: nastuhan-iero)

(Reblogged from morrigannfreeman)

dirk-prince-of-heart:

psdo:

dreadfully-boring:

tearstainedashes:

thefancyphillip:

mystsaphyr:

snerpahsnerr:

2olluxii2liife:

peterbec:

A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret

i

wasn’t expecting that

IT’S BACK.

IT’S BACK IT’S BACK

BEST EVER

I’M SO DONE

What…

What the actual fuck did I just watch?

I’m not sure what I was expecting

Oh thank god, I thought this had been lost in the bowels of the internet forever.

WATCH.

This will never get old to me ahahahha

(Source: aerisoul)

(Reblogged from weinerchesters)

so ok mary lambert

benepla:

  • is overweight. not “a little heavy” or “curvy in all the right places”, she is overweight and she owns it.
  • is gay, and from her first public exposure has been open about this
  • has bipolar disorder
  • is one of the coolest lyricists right now
  • has this song which is way more feel good than “all about the bass” or “shake it off” 
  • is super cute
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  • mary lambert
(Reblogged from snakeandapples)

Some legends are told, some turn to dust or to gold, but you will remember me for centuries. 

(Reblogged from grootts)

bifurpawz:

powertothenerd:

cinwicked:

les-b-honest-im-gay:

devilishkurumi:

HONOR

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

The scar is on the wrong side.

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This is the best post i have ever seen.

(Reblogged from tabbycatson)